"Oh Fans, don't you see? If Warner Brothers could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this world will not watch Half Blood Prince in November, it was postponing it!"
"The fates have informed me that Half Blood Prince in November will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice.
Hermione snorted.
"Well honestly... 'the fates have informed her'... Who postponed the film? He does!"
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, Warner Brothers might postpone the dates again, you see," said Harry.
"I realised I can’t shut myself away or crack up. It could be Deathly Hallows next, couldn’t it? But if it is, I’ll make sure I take as many Warner Brothers with me as I can and Horn too, if I can manage it."
"Horn," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
"I'll make Horn do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Horn's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."
Brilliant! _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
"What are you working on?" said Harry.
"A report for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Harry Potter films," said Percy smugly. "We're trying to move the Half Blood Prince back to November. Alan Horn, the President of Warner Brothers decided to move it forward eight months later. - fan's tempers have been increasing at a rate of almost three percent in a week--"
"That'll change the world, that report will," said Ron. "Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, Potter film moved forward." _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"What are you working on?" said Harry.
"A report for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Harry Potter films," said Percy smugly. "We're trying to move the Half Blood Prince back to November. Alan Horn, the President of Warner Brothers decided to move it forward eight months later. - fan's tempers have been increasing at a rate of almost three percent in a week--"
"That'll change the world, that report will," said Ron. "Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, Potter film moved forward."
Lol nice. _________________ Yas and Simmy - Putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"What are you working on?" said Harry.
"A report for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Harry Potter films," said Percy smugly. "We're trying to move the Half Blood Prince back to November. Alan Horn, the President of Warner Brothers decided to move it forward eight months later. - fan's tempers have been increasing at a rate of almost three percent in a week--"
"That'll change the world, that report will," said Ron. "Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, Potter film moved forward."
Great use of turning an already funny quote into a funnier one! _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
"Yeah, Horn tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.
"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him head-first into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor."
Hermione looked very shocked.
"But you'll get into terrible trouble!"
"Not until Horn reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him," said Fred coolly.
"Horn is cleaning," the elf repeated. "Horn lives to serve the noble house of Black--"
"--and it's getting blacker every day, it's filthy," said Sirius.
“For instance, this new idea that Alan Horn can postpone movies with a single twitch of his hand. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s twitching at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is Alan Horn, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
"Let's all throw books at Horn, because he can't feel it! Ten points if you can get it though his stomach! Fifty points if it goes through his head! Well, ha, ha, ha! What a lovely game, I think!"
"Alan Horn is part of the Warner Brothers Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to postpone Harry Potter movies using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease."
"I believe your fans of Harry Potter were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."
"The Warner Brothers are many, varied, ever-changing and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible." _________________ Slytherin.
"Well, I had one that the Half Blood Prince film was moved foreward to 2009 the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by Alan Horn or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Horn. "And they're supposed to be our fans!"
Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Horn, but Hermione got there first – SMACK!
She had slapped Horn across the face with all the strength she could muster. Horn staggered. Harry, Ron, and the Warner Bros. crew stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again.
"Don't you dare postpone our movie, you foul – you evil –"
_________________ "The best of us must sometimes eat our words." -- Albus Dumbledore
"Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Horn. "And they're supposed to be our fans!"
Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Horn, but Hermione got there first – SMACK!
She had slapped Horn across the face with all the strength she could muster. Horn staggered. Harry, Ron, and the Warner Bros. crew stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again.
"Don't you dare postpone our movie, you foul – you evil –"
Brilliant! _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
These are all awesome!hers some more!
"Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. What has Warner Brothers done this time?"
"I doubt it will make much of a difference, unless Warner Brothers are waiting outside the doors, ready to slaughter the first one out of the hall." _________________ Awesome Sig By Yas!
"Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Horn. "And they're supposed to be our fans!"
Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Horn, but Hermione got there first – SMACK!
She had slapped Horn across the face with all the strength she could muster. Horn staggered. Harry, Ron, and the Warner Bros. crew stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again.
"Don't you dare postpone our movie, you foul – you evil –"
ahhh, that's may favorite part from PoA!!! I looooove it! _________________ Blame it on a simple twist of fate ~ Bob Dylan Team Cucumber, FTW!
"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up Alan Horn or - "
"Blown up Alan Horn? We've never blown up Alan Horn."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum." _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"Isn't there anything anyone can do, Hagrid?" Harry asked fiercely, sitting down next to him. "Dumbledore –"
"He's tried," said Hagrid. "He's got no power ter overrule Warner Bros. He told 'em November's all right, but they're scared... Yeh know what Alan Horn's like... threatened 'em, I expect..."
_________________ "The best of us must sometimes eat our words." -- Albus Dumbledore
"To be or not to be" some shakespeare guy _________________ !yeah you know it!
mischief managed
Draco dormiens numquam titallandus - Never tickle a sleeping dragon
Dude, that has no relevance and u stole my avvy! :@ _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
"How long have you been 'Big H' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Alan Horn, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "but you'll always be Ickle Hornykins to me."
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her to shut her face. What about 'Hokin' and 'Hornky Horndydums,' can I use them then?"
"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time postponement."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Horn could say a word, they raised their wands and said together, "Accio Brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time -- Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Horn had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.
"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Alan Horn, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Alan Horn.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Horn, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give him hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
"Has Horn canceled the postponement yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday." _________________ Slytherin.
And u put the name of my fan fic in ur sig?!
WTF?! _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
"We thought we'd just have a few words with you about the Harry Potter films," said Mr. Weasley, still smiling.
"Yeah," growled Moody. "About how the Half Blood Prince has got pushed back.."
"I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my company-"
"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Horn," growled Moody. _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"We thought we'd just have a few words with you about the Harry Potter films," said Mr. Weasley, still smiling.
"Yeah," growled Moody. "About how the Half Blood Prince has got pushed back.."
"I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my company-"
"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Horn," growled Moody.
Awesome. _________________ Yas and Simmy - Putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"We thought we'd just have a few words with you about the Harry Potter films," said Mr. Weasley, still smiling.
"Yeah," growled Moody. "About how the Half Blood Prince has got pushed back.."
"I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my company-"
"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Horn," growled Moody.
Awesome.
Agreed. _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
But somebody else had spoken Horn's name, quite softly.
"Alan…"
The sound frightened Harry beyond anything he had experienced all evening. For the first time, Dumbledore was pleading.
Horn said nothing, but walked forwards and pushed Malfoy roughly out of the way. The three Death Eaters fell back without a word. Even the werewolf seemed cowed.
Horn gazed for a moment at the Half-Blood-Prince movie, and there was revulsion and hatred etched in the harsh lines of his face.
"Alan… please…"
Horn raised his wand and pointed it directly at the Half-Blood-Prince movie.
"Avada Kedavra!"
A jet of green light shot from the end of Horn's wand and hit the Half-Blood-Prince movie. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as the movie was blasted into the air: for a split second it seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then it fell slowly backwards, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and into July 17th 2009.
_________________ "The best of us must sometimes eat our words." -- Albus Dumbledore
^oh my gosh, you put a lot of work into that one! haha, poor movie, it's dead. _________________ Blame it on a simple twist of fate ~ Bob Dylan Team Cucumber, FTW!
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