Those are great kwidditch!! LOL... I love the avada kedavra one...
Hermione frowned at Ron.
"He's not a nutter, Ron--"
"Horn's life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother," said Ron irritably. "Is that normal, Hermione?"
"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down on his parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that Horn's a pain in the arse, Harry..."
"Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe Tom Riddle got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Horn; that would've done everyone a favor..." _________________ Slytherin.
Haltingly, and with many pauses while she attempted to control her crying, Leanne told Professor McGonagall how Horn had gone to the bathroom in the Three Broomsticks and returned announcing the postponement of Half-Blood-Prince, how Horn had seemed a little odd, and how they had argued about the advisability of agreeing to delay Harry Potter movies. At this point, Leanne was so overcome, there was no getting another word out of her.
Awesome! _________________ Blame it on a simple twist of fate ~ Bob Dylan Team Cucumber, FTW!
Harry did not know where his rage was coming from, but it had propelled him to his feet too. Horn looked as though Harry had hit him.
"If the Harry Potter fans think the previous movies were bad," Harry said, "what will they say to a movie thats been postponed for 8 months? My father died trying to protect my mother and me, and you reckon he'd tell you to delay your movie to get some extra cash?"
"How how dare you?" said Horn. "This is not about a desire for for personal gain how dare you suggest such a "
"I think you're feeling a bit of a daredevil." Harry said, "You fancy stepping into Bill Gates's shoe "
"Harry, no!" Hermione begged him, but he continued to glare into Horn's livid face.
"I'd never have believed this," Harry said. "The man who brought us the Harry Potter films a greedy moron."
_________________ "The best of us must sometimes eat our words." -- Albus Dumbledore
Haha... I can't feel an ounce of sympathy for that man. I can not believe what he did for money. It's so lame. _________________ Blame it on a simple twist of fate ~ Bob Dylan Team Cucumber, FTW!
These get better everyday! _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
Wormy was here last weekend. I thought he seemed down, but that was probably the next about the Half-Blood-Prince movie; I cried all evening when I heard.
_________________ "The best of us must sometimes eat our words." -- Albus Dumbledore
"But why's he got to push the film forward?"
"Because that's what Alan Horn does. When in doubt, push the film forward." _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, Warner Brothers might postpone the dates again, you see," said Harry.
OMG, I loved this one. I don't know why, but it was great to me.
kwidditch wrote:
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But somebody else had spoken Horn's name, quite softly.
"Alan "
The sound frightened Harry beyond anything he had experienced all evening. For the first time, Dumbledore was pleading.
Horn said nothing, but walked forwards and pushed Malfoy roughly out of the way. The three Death Eaters fell back without a word. Even the werewolf seemed cowed.
Horn gazed for a moment at the Half-Blood-Prince movie, and there was revulsion and hatred etched in the harsh lines of his face.
"Alan please "
Horn raised his wand and pointed it directly at the Half-Blood-Prince movie.
"Avada Kedavra!"
A jet of green light shot from the end of Horn's wand and hit the Half-Blood-Prince movie. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as the movie was blasted into the air: for a split second it seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then it fell slowly backwards, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and into July 17th 2009.
LMAO . . ., This one was great!
Vidracious wrote:
"Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe Tom Riddle got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Horn; that would've done everyone a favor..."
Love it!
kwidditch wrote:
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Harry did not know where his rage was coming from, but it had propelled him to his feet too. Horn looked as though Harry had hit him.
"If the Harry Potter fans think the previous movies were bad," Harry said, "what will they say to a movie thats been postponed for 8 months? My father died trying to protect my mother and me, and you reckon he'd tell you to delay your movie to get some extra cash?"
"How how dare you?" said Horn. "This is not about a desire for for personal gain how dare you suggest such a "
"I think you're feeling a bit of a daredevil." Harry said, "You fancy stepping into Bill Gates's shoe "
"Harry, no!" Hermione begged him, but he continued to glare into Horn's livid face.
"I'd never have believed this," Harry said. "The man who brought us the Harry Potter films a greedy moron."
You always make ones that give me a god laugh! _________________
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"You see, I, unlike you, am the head of Warner Brothers which means that I, unlike you, have the power to do what I want with the films."
"Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git. _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"'Spew'?" said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. "What's this about?"
"Not spew," said Hermione impatiently. "It's S P E W. Stands for the Society for the Prohibition of Every Warner-Bros. product. I was going to put Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Harry Potter Fans and Campaign for a Change in The Movie Release Date but it wouldn't fit. So that's the heading of our manifesto."
_________________ "The best of us must sometimes eat our words." -- Albus Dumbledore
"'Spew'?" said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. "What's this about?"
"Not spew," said Hermione impatiently. "It's S P E W. Stands for the Society for the Prohibition of Every Warner-Bros. product. I was going to put Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Harry Potter Fans and Campaign for a Change in The Movie Release Date but it wouldn't fit. So that's the heading of our manifesto."
hahaha.... excellent! _________________ Blame it on a simple twist of fate ~ Bob Dylan Team Cucumber, FTW!
Hermione: Look at this! I can't believe it, He's done it again! [reading from the Daily Prophet] 'Alan Horn, a plain but ambitious man, seems to be developing a taste for pushing movie dates back. His latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Harry Potter Half Blood Prince movie. No word yet on how Harry Potter fans are taking this latest emotional blow.'
Ernie MacMillan: So anyway, I told Justin to hide up in our dormitory. I mean to say, if Horn's marked Half Blood Prince as his next victim, it's best he keeps a low profile for awhile.
Hannah Abbott: But why would Horn want to attack Justin?
Ernie MacMillan: Justin told me that he'd let slip to Potter fans that Horn was Muggle-born.
Hannah Abbott: And you really think Horn's the Heir of Slytherin?
Ernie MacMillan: Hannah, he's a filthmouth. Everyone knows that's the mark of a dark man. Have you ever heard of a decent one who can push back dates? They called Horn himself "Serpent Tongue".
Hannah Abbott: Alan's always seemed so nice, though. And after all, he is the one who made You-Know-Who disappear.
Ernie MacMillan: That's probably why You-Know-Who wanted him to kill him in the first place. Didn't want another Dark Lord competing with him.
Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Horn... Alan Horn... he want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell that Horn, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell him... I'll tell him...
[falls straight back asleep] _________________ Slytherin.
Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Horn... Alan Horn... he want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell that Horn, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell him... I'll tell him...
[falls straight back asleep]
Love it. _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
" but now that idiotic Warner Bros. jerk postponed the movie, I can't remember his name, it's something like Bibble no, Buggins "
"It's Horn!" said Professor McGonagall loudly from beside Luna.
_________________ "The best of us must sometimes eat our words." -- Albus Dumbledore
" but now that idiotic Warner Bros. jerk postponed the movie, I can't remember his name, it's something like Bibble no, Buggins "
"It's Horn!" said Professor McGonagall loudly from beside Luna.
It's great! You're amazing!
I have one too.
"I can push movies' dates back without touching them. I can make bad things happen to Harry Potter fans." -- Alan Horn (HBP movie). _________________
"Horn," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet." - Vidracious
"'Spew'?" said Harry, picking up a badge and looking at it. "What's this about?"
"Not spew," said Hermione impatiently. "It's S P E W. Stands for the Society for the Prohibition of Every Warner-Bros. product. I was going to put Stop the Outrageous Abuse of Harry Potter Fans and Campaign for a Change in The Movie Release Date but it wouldn't fit. So that's the heading of our manifesto."
OMG!!! We should start this organization. It's freaking brilliant!
Charlotte Thornton wrote:
"I can push movies' dates back without touching them. I can make bad things happen to Harry Potter fans." -- Alan Horn (HBP movie).
This one is good. I like it. _________________
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"I would not go that way if I were you," said Nearly Headless Nick, drifting diconcertingly through a wall just ahead of him as he walked down the passage. "Alan Horn is planning a movie push-back."."
"Does it involve the Half-Blood Prince being pushed back 8 months?" asked Harry.
"Funnily enough, it does," said Nick in a bored voice. "Subtelty has never been Horn's strong point. I'm off to try and find the Harry Potter Fans... They might be able to put a stop to it... See you, Harry..." _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"I would not go that way if I were you," said Nearly Headless Nick, drifting diconcertingly through a wall just ahead of him as he walked down the passage. "Alan Horn is planning a movie push-back."."
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