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Elise
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Michael Corner deserves the credit for the last one... But here's another:
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| "Begging your pardon, Harry Potter fans," interjected Alan Horn, "but it's us that gave you Potter, and it's us that'll be claiming the gold – " |
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That was great!
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kwidditch
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| Posted: August 20, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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^Haha... this is too much fun. Do you think you can do one with this Hermione quote for me?
"Oh Harry, don't you see? If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" |
Something like this? -
"Oh Warner Bros., don't you see? If you could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single Harry Potter fan will hate your guts and boycott your products, it was changing the release date for Half-Blood-Prince!"
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MichaelCorner
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| Posted: August 20, 2008 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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^Haha... this is too much fun. Do you think you can do one with this Hermione quote for me?
"Oh Harry, don't you see? If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" |
Something like this? -
"Oh Warner Bros., don't you see? If you could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single Harry Potter fan will hate your guts and boycott your products, it was changing the release date for Half-Blood-Prince!" |
Haha, your brilliant.
See we have managed to have fun even though the release date has been pushed back 
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Elise
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| Posted: August 20, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Another one
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| I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry Potter Fans. You're not bad persons. You're very good persons, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Warner Bros." |
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GinnyX
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| Posted: August 20, 2008 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| GinnyX wrote: |
^Haha... this is too much fun. Do you think you can do one with this Hermione quote for me?
"Oh Harry, don't you see? If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" |
Something like this? -
"Oh Warner Bros., don't you see? If you could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single Harry Potter fan will hate your guts and boycott your products, it was changing the release date for Half-Blood-Prince!" |
haha, yeah, JUST like that! Perfect! Thank you!
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Snapesservant
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| Posted: August 20, 2008 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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LOL, those are so funny. Here are some:
1.(talking about HP fans)
"Maybe they understand" said Yates.
"Maybe their ill!' said Horn.
"Or maybe, their outside your door, demanding to know why you pushed back the release date to 2009." said me.
2. "Don't go blaming Yates for Warner Brothers determination to make more money. Warner Brothers has been wanting it ever since they got here."
3. "Moronic though the people at Warner Brothers undoubtabley(sp?) are, I expect them to move the release date to November 21, or suffer my...displeasure."
All quotes taken from the fabulous Severus Snape!
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kwidditch
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| Posted: August 20, 2008 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| A foolish young company we were then, full of ridiculous ideas about pleasing the Harry Potter fans. Our inflating bank account showed us how wrong we were. There are no fans, there is only money, and those too weak to seek it... |
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GinnyX
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| Posted: August 20, 2008 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| A foolish young company we were then, full of ridiculous ideas about pleasing the Harry Potter fans. Our inflating bank account showed us how wrong we were. There are no fans, there is only money, and those too weak to seek it... |
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This is great!
These are actually cheering me up! Thank you!!!!
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loony luna lovegood
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 5:10 am Post subject: |
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| kwidditch wrote: |
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| A foolish young company we were then, full of ridiculous ideas about pleasing the Harry Potter fans. Our inflating bank account showed us how wrong we were. There are no fans, there is only money, and those too weak to seek it... |
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This is great!
These are actually cheering me up! Thank you!!!! |
Haha me too!
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MichaelCorner
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 5:25 am Post subject: |
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| GinnyX wrote: |
| kwidditch wrote: |
| Warner Bros. wrote: |
| A foolish young company we were then, full of ridiculous ideas about pleasing the Harry Potter fans. Our inflating bank account showed us how wrong we were. There are no fans, there is only money, and those too weak to seek it... |
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This is great!
These are actually cheering me up! Thank you!!!! |
Haha me too!
tyy |
Yeh, keep them coming everyone!
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MichaelCorner
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 6:17 am Post subject: |
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"Harry Potter Fan Number 1 presents his hatred to Alan Horn, and begs him to return the release date of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince back to November 21st."
"Harry Potter Fan Number 2 agrees with Harry Potter Fan Number 1, and would like to add that Alan Horn is an ugly git."
"Harry Potter Fan Number 3 would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became President and Chief Operating Officer of Warner Bros."
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loony luna lovegood
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 6:33 am Post subject: |
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"Harry Potter Fan Number 1 presents his hatred to Alan Horn, and begs him to return the release date of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince back to November 21st."
"Harry Potter Fan Number 2 agrees with Harry Potter Fan Number 1, and would like to add that Alan Horn is an ugly git."
"Harry Potter Fan Number 3 would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became President and Chief Operating Officer of Warner Bros." |
haha thats a good one (:
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MichaelCorner
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 6:44 am Post subject: |
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| MichaelCorner wrote: |
"Harry Potter Fan Number 1 presents his hatred to Alan Horn, and begs him to return the release date of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince back to November 21st."
"Harry Potter Fan Number 2 agrees with Harry Potter Fan Number 1, and would like to add that Alan Horn is an ugly git."
"Harry Potter Fan Number 3 would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became President and Chief Operating Officer of Warner Bros." |
haha thats a good one (: |
Thankyou.
Its one of my favourite all time quotes from the books anyway
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 10:08 am Post subject: |
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| But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to release the film on Novemeber 21st 2008 |
Priceless!! Love it! So true. 
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Vidracious
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 11:04 am Post subject: |
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Hermione Granger Quote in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
Our Version
Harry potter fans says we find it far easier to forgive WB for not pushing back Half Blood Prince date.
Luna Lovegood to Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
People expect you to have cooler friends than us.
Our version
People expect WB to be more understanding than others...
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Simply Just
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 11:08 am Post subject: |
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I don't understand why the release date is so much later; if anything, the profits might actually go down. Those fans who are not as hard-core as 99% of us on PF might just forget about it and not go see it.
Then again, they might because it IS Harry Potter. 
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kwidditch
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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This is great!
These are actually cheering me up! Thank you!!!! |
You're welcome!
Maybe I'll try doing one a day (at least until I run out -- or until the release date is changed back!)
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"And Harry said last night," retorted Ron, "if it means we're supposed to get matey with Warner Bros., fat chance."
"Well, I think it's a pity we're not trying for a bit of unity," said Hermione crossly.
Just then Warner Bros. announced that "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" will be postponed until July 2009.
"Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that," said Harry sarcastically. |
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Snapesservant
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| GinnyX wrote: |
This is great!
These are actually cheering me up! Thank you!!!! |
You're welcome!
Maybe I'll try doing one a day (at least until I run out -- or until the release date is changed back!)
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"And Harry said last night," retorted Ron, "if it means we're supposed to get matey with Warner Bros., fat chance."
"Well, I think it's a pity we're not trying for a bit of unity," said Hermione crossly.
Just then Warner Bros. announced that "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" will be postponed until July 2009.
"Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that," said Harry sarcastically. |
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LOL!  That is officially one of my favorites!
"No, I don't think so, Harry Potter fans." Umbridge said sweetly. "Warner Brothers puts a higher price on money than your happiness, I'm afraid."
"Hello, Warner Brothers!" bellowed Percy, shooting a neat jinx right at Alan Horn, who dropped his money and clawed at his shirt, apparently in awful discomfert. "Did I mention I'm boycotting you?"
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sweettahsin
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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aww you guys are so mean to them 
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kwidditch
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| Posted: August 21, 2008 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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| "No, I don't think so, Harry Potter fans." Umbridge said sweetly. "Warner Brothers puts a higher price on money than your happiness, I'm afraid." |
Shouldn't that be: "Alan Horn said sweetly"? 
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| aww you guys are so mean to them |
They're mean to us. We can make bad things happen to people who are mean to us! Or at least have a bit of fun on their expense...
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zengrenouille
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| Posted: August 22, 2008 1:10 am Post subject: |
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| "No, I don't think so, Harry Potter fans." Umbridge said sweetly. "Warner Brothers puts a higher price on money than your happiness, I'm afraid." |
Shouldn't that be: "Alan Horn said sweetly"? |
It's true that it should be Alan Horn, but I think that quote is freaking hillarious, snapeservant.
kwidditch, you have like mad skill with articulation. Your quotes are awesome.
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sweettahsin
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| Posted: August 22, 2008 1:14 am Post subject: |
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| aww you guys are so mean to them |
They're mean to us. We can make bad things happen to people who are mean to us! Or at least have a bit of fun on their expense... |
haha that cracked my butt really perfect quote you got there
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