Create a new subject for Hogwarts that would be offered as a choice in the third year. It should include some short paragraphs of the following;
The name and description of the subject, along with the careers it could prepare a student for.
The textbook: how many pages there is and some chapter titles. Also, an image of the book cover OR a description of the book cover.
The classroom: the location and how it's decorated.
Deadline: November 14th
Your entry must be turned in to your prefect before the end of November 14th.
Points value:
3rd Place - 10 pts
2nd Place - 15 pts
1st Place - 25 pts
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After the discussion... the potterforums staff these are the winners of this contest in the House Cup Competition!
The winners...
Spoiler:
1st place - Arabella
2nd Place - AllyTehCat
3rd Place - Ravvy
To read the winning entries...
Spoiler:
Arabella wrote:
Corpiatrica*From the Latin for body (corpus) and the Greek suffix (-atrics) for medical treatment
This course focuses knowledge into the medical sciences in order to provide the student with expertise in the Healing field.
Career Paths
Healer: Healers are qualified to provide care and treatment for any malady, magical or otherwise. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica, then pass a two year Ministry training course, before completing one more year in residency at St. Mungo’s.
Mediwizard/Mediwitch: Mediwizards arrive as soon as possible on the scene of an accident or other incident, to provide immediate care in case of emergency. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica before passing a one year Ministry training course.
Maginurse: Maginurses assist Healer’s and care for the patients. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica before passing a one year Ministry training course.
Mentecurist: Mentecurists provide care for the mind and psyche of Witches and Wizards. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica, then pass a two year Ministry training course, before completing one more year in residency at St. Mungo’s.
Licensed Apothecary : Apothecaries mix and provide potions, pills and other treatments that Healers and Mentecurists prescribe to their patients. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica, before passing a one year Ministry training course. Must also join and obtain a license from the Sons and Daughters of Agrippa as well as registering with St. Mungo’s. *Note: some sellers of potion kits set up shop under the name of apothecary, but only those who are licensed by SADOA and recognized by St. Mungo’s are allowed to fill prescriptions.
Researcher in the field: These bright witches and wizards experiment to make new discoveries in the name of health and magic. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions,History of Magic and Corpiatrica, as well as join the Sons and Daughters of Agrippa and register with St. Mungo’s.
Text BookCorpiatrica-A Magic Most Noble: Medicine and the Wizarding World by Hippocrates Barber and Sophia Bilius-Jones.
This 600 page introductory tome is required for all third years. It covers general subjects of Corpiatrica from anatomy to therapeutic charms. A sampling of chapters follows.
“The History of Corpiatrica.”
“Why You-YES YOU-Should Follow This Course of Study.”
“Magical vs Muggle Anatomy: Theories on the existence of a physical and medical explanation for magic.”
“Old Witch’s Tale or Therapeutical? Separating myth from the truth in regard to home remedies.”
“Muggle Medicine: Does It Work?”
Classroom
The class room is adjoining the hospital wing. Study-Skeletons hang from the ceilings, and the walls are lined with shelves holding numerous bottles and jars, except for the west wall which is given over to a mural of Leonardo DaVinci’s Vitruvian Man (though, due to the interference of “worried mothers” such as Beatrix Bloxam , the defining feature of the man’s anatomy was painted over. It has faded over the years and nobody is sure anymore exactly what had been superimposed. The most obvious answer is a fig leaf but many students, and even some adults, insist that it was a pygmy puff. Albus Dumbledore was once said to be overheard explaining just this to Madame Maxime of Beauxbatons). All surfaces are gleaming white, so gleaming in fact that most students have taken to wearing sunglasses while in lessons.
AllyTehCat wrote:
Name:
Magical Architecture and Constructing
Description:
As a new subject in the third year, Magical Architecture and Constructing will help the students to receive enough knowledge about the architecture of the buildings in the magic world, the way the construction works and the proper spells they need to use for those buildings to actually be safe and magically protected. This subject will require a certain knowledge in DADA, Transfigurations and Charms and prepare the students for a successful career in architecture of the wizarding buildings. This subject can also prepare student for other careers which are partly connected with the main one. They could be sculptors, teachers or work in a brand new part of the Ministry in the PSC department (Protective Spell Casters).
The textbook:
The book has 30 chapters and 250 pages.
The first 5 chapters:
1. The history of magical architecture.
2. Basic spells.
3. How to make construction plans.
4. Buildings and protection spells.
5. The use of Dark Magic in wizarding architecture.
The classroom is located right next to the History of Magic classroom. It's a huge space with desk which, connected together, form a circle around the whole classroom, so the projects would be visible for everyone from the center of the room. Walls are filled with pictures of magical buildings during the centuries and famous architects.
Ravvy wrote:
Sexual Heath, History and Education
This subject covers how to protect yourself from unplanned pregnancies, Disease, and the history of sexual incantations. It could be helpful for medical careers but mostly for life lessons and basic knowledge of one’s own reproductive systems.
The class is located in the southernmost tower at the very tip. The classroom is located at the top of Muffncock Tower and can only be entered with a password. Upon entering the professor will put charms up to protect from eavesdroppers. The classroom is a relaxed setting with a bunch of soft chairs in a semi circle, a larger chair and a trunk is in the front center. Inside the trunk are various objects for the class to see regarding lessons taught thought the year. The walls are covered in silk and tapestries.
The Textbook is Entitled. . Nunquam insertus patesco basilisk (never insert a bare basilisk) it is a soft cover book approximately 150 pages long.
Chapter 1- Introduction to Reproductive Health, which would have the reproductive system, anatomy, and types of diseases to avoid
tondeo saeta- a spell to keep a clean shave in the pubic area
C2- Basic pregnancy protection spells.
Protego sperma- a spell that creates a barrier between the sperm and the egg
C3- Basic Disease Protection Spells
deprehensio morbus- a spell that will detect disease in another person
C4- Preparing for safe intercourse
Educating yourself with safe magic
Identifying questionable potions
C5- Ancient Cultures and History of Wizarding Sex
Colloportus squalling- used by ancient cultures to keep their women virtuous. It is used like a muggle chastity belt, but extremely painful sealing up the orifice until the female is married and the counter spell is used. Laxo Squalling.
C6- Muggle Sex, and how they like it the hard way.
How muggles choose their mates
Muggle sexual devices
Muggle barriers
Muggle diseases
C7- Swish and Flick, going it alone.
queritor tutis- a spell to keep a steady grip
tondeo palma- a charm to keep one’s palms shaven and smooth
Serpensortia purgamentum- a spell that makes a giant snake shaped rubber penis come out of one’s wand.
C8- Example Bedroom Spells.
Engorgio- a charm to harden a penis
Erecto- to make a penis stand erect
penis amplus- to make a penis longer
Lavo- to make a female moisten and stay lubricated longer
congelo lingua- to harden one’s tongue for better oral sensation
C9- Taboo Practices
modestus pro incondite- a type of bondage spell that will tie a person to a bed.
Rictusempra- a tickling charm
C10- Class Project Ideas
Spread the word and make a wizard sexual health education faire.
Well done, guys! You put sooooo much work into those, they are all brilliant! Ravvy - I can't stop the tears... that was amazingly funny _________________
I'm really not surprised at Ravvy's submission, lol. Congrats to all! _________________ "Anyone can bring pen to paper. Only a true writer bleeds the ink." - Simply Just
"If there was no such thing as imagination, the bible would not have been created." - Simply Just
Wow congrats guys! You all really put some work into it!
: ) _________________ If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black
I'm surprised they don't have it already! If I were on the Hogwarts PTA, then I would totally have fought for that to be put into the curriculum. I wouldn't want to young witch or wizard to learn about sex ed in a passageway hidden under a staircase somewhere.
Congrats to the winners! This was by far the most successful contest. We got a lot of entries, and it was the toughest choice by far. Anyone who wants to can post his or her entry for all to read in this thread. _________________
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wow I got first thanks for voting for me, and thanks for all the compliments. ally, yours was really creative and ravvy yours was HIGH-LARRY-US. _________________
We got a lot of really great entries, I was very impressed. Everyone did a really good job! _________________ thanks to Yasmine Stupidity is not a learning disability.
Ever wanted to know how they get phoenix feathers into the cores of wands?
Ever wanted to make your own wand?
Ever wanted to know how you can evaluate a wizard by the wand they use?
The Hogwarts’ staff is pleased to offer a new course starting with the 2010-2011 school year- “The Magic of Wands”. The course will be offered to students in years 3 through7. It will be taught by American wizard and wand maker Ambrose Jones, the first foreigner to teach at Hogwarts. Mr. Jones will be using his book “The Wand Makes the Wizard” as the textbook. The book is 520 pages long and beautifully illustrated with photos and paintings of famous wands and wandmakers, as well as wandmaking materials. The cover features a photo of Harry Potter using the Elder Wand to cast his favorite spell, expelliarmus. Chapters include “The Discovery and Early History of Wands”, “Famous Wands and Wandmakers”, “Core Values”, “Wood Yew?” and “The Wand Makes the Wizard”. In addition to preparing you for a career as a wandmaker the course will help you better understand the use of wands in spellcasting. It will even help you evaluate an opposing wizard based on the type of wand they use, very useful for aurors. Even if you do not plan on taking the course be sure to visit the classroom, which will be located near the library. The room will house Mr. Jones’ large collection of wands, wand-making materials plus photos and artwork related to wands. The room will have large worktables and comfortable chairs so students can practice making wands. _________________
"Serpensortia purgamentum- a spell that makes a giant snake shaped rubber penis come out of one’s wand."
LOL
Congrats to the winners _________________ "We'll lock on course, straight through the universe. You and me, and the galaxy."
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After the discussion... the potterforums staff these are the winners of this contest in the House Cup Competition!
The winners...
Spoiler:
1st place - Arabella
2nd Place - AllyTehCat
3rd Place - Ravvy
To read the winning entries...
Spoiler:
Arabella wrote:
Corpiatrica*From the Latin for body (corpus) and the Greek suffix (-atrics) for medical treatment
This course focuses knowledge into the medical sciences in order to provide the student with expertise in the Healing field.
Career Paths
Healer: Healers are qualified to provide care and treatment for any malady, magical or otherwise. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica, then pass a two year Ministry training course, before completing one more year in residency at St. Mungo’s.
Mediwizard/Mediwitch: Mediwizards arrive as soon as possible on the scene of an accident or other incident, to provide immediate care in case of emergency. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica before passing a one year Ministry training course.
Maginurse: Maginurses assist Healer’s and care for the patients. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica before passing a one year Ministry training course.
Mentecurist: Mentecurists provide care for the mind and psyche of Witches and Wizards. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica, then pass a two year Ministry training course, before completing one more year in residency at St. Mungo’s.
Licensed Apothecary : Apothecaries mix and provide potions, pills and other treatments that Healers and Mentecurists prescribe to their patients. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Herbology, Potions and Corpiatrica, before passing a one year Ministry training course. Must also join and obtain a license from the Sons and Daughters of Agrippa as well as registering with St. Mungo’s. *Note: some sellers of potion kits set up shop under the name of apothecary, but only those who are licensed by SADOA and recognized by St. Mungo’s are allowed to fill prescriptions.
Researcher in the field: These bright witches and wizards experiment to make new discoveries in the name of health and magic. Must pass N.E.W.T.s in Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, Potions,History of Magic and Corpiatrica, as well as join the Sons and Daughters of Agrippa and register with St. Mungo’s.
Text BookCorpiatrica-A Magic Most Noble: Medicine and the Wizarding World by Hippocrates Barber and Sophia Bilius-Jones.
This 600 page introductory tome is required for all third years. It covers general subjects of Corpiatrica from anatomy to therapeutic charms. A sampling of chapters follows.
“The History of Corpiatrica.”
“Why You-YES YOU-Should Follow This Course of Study.”
“Magical vs Muggle Anatomy: Theories on the existence of a physical and medical explanation for magic.”
“Old Witch’s Tale or Therapeutical? Separating myth from the truth in regard to home remedies.”
“Muggle Medicine: Does It Work?”
Classroom
The class room is adjoining the hospital wing. Study-Skeletons hang from the ceilings, and the walls are lined with shelves holding numerous bottles and jars, except for the west wall which is given over to a mural of Leonardo DaVinci’s Vitruvian Man (though, due to the interference of “worried mothers” such as Beatrix Bloxam , the defining feature of the man’s anatomy was painted over. It has faded over the years and nobody is sure anymore exactly what had been superimposed. The most obvious answer is a fig leaf but many students, and even some adults, insist that it was a pygmy puff. Albus Dumbledore was once said to be overheard explaining just this to Madame Maxime of Beauxbatons). All surfaces are gleaming white, so gleaming in fact that most students have taken to wearing sunglasses while in lessons.
AllyTehCat wrote:
Name:
Magical Architecture and Constructing
Description:
As a new subject in the third year, Magical Architecture and Constructing will help the students to receive enough knowledge about the architecture of the buildings in the magic world, the way the construction works and the proper spells they need to use for those buildings to actually be safe and magically protected. This subject will require a certain knowledge in DADA, Transfigurations and Charms and prepare the students for a successful career in architecture of the wizarding buildings. This subject can also prepare student for other careers which are partly connected with the main one. They could be sculptors, teachers or work in a brand new part of the Ministry in the PSC department (Protective Spell Casters).
The textbook:
The book has 30 chapters and 250 pages.
The first 5 chapters:
1. The history of magical architecture.
2. Basic spells.
3. How to make construction plans.
4. Buildings and protection spells.
5. The use of Dark Magic in wizarding architecture.
The classroom is located right next to the History of Magic classroom. It's a huge space with desk which, connected together, form a circle around the whole classroom, so the projects would be visible for everyone from the center of the room. Walls are filled with pictures of magical buildings during the centuries and famous architects.
Ravvy wrote:
Sexual Heath, History and Education
This subject covers how to protect yourself from unplanned pregnancies, Disease, and the history of sexual incantations. It could be helpful for medical careers but mostly for life lessons and basic knowledge of one’s own reproductive systems.
The class is located in the southernmost tower at the very tip. The classroom is located at the top of Muffncock Tower and can only be entered with a password. Upon entering the professor will put charms up to protect from eavesdroppers. The classroom is a relaxed setting with a bunch of soft chairs in a semi circle, a larger chair and a trunk is in the front center. Inside the trunk are various objects for the class to see regarding lessons taught thought the year. The walls are covered in silk and tapestries.
The Textbook is Entitled. . Nunquam insertus patesco basilisk (never insert a bare basilisk) it is a soft cover book approximately 150 pages long.
Chapter 1- Introduction to Reproductive Health, which would have the reproductive system, anatomy, and types of diseases to avoid
tondeo saeta- a spell to keep a clean shave in the pubic area
C2- Basic pregnancy protection spells.
Protego sperma- a spell that creates a barrier between the sperm and the egg
C3- Basic Disease Protection Spells
deprehensio morbus- a spell that will detect disease in another person
C4- Preparing for safe intercourse
Educating yourself with safe magic
Identifying questionable potions
C5- Ancient Cultures and History of Wizarding Sex
Colloportus squalling- used by ancient cultures to keep their women virtuous. It is used like a muggle chastity belt, but extremely painful sealing up the orifice until the female is married and the counter spell is used. Laxo Squalling.
C6- Muggle Sex, and how they like it the hard way.
How muggles choose their mates
Muggle sexual devices
Muggle barriers
Muggle diseases
C7- Swish and Flick, going it alone.
queritor tutis- a spell to keep a steady grip
tondeo palma- a charm to keep one’s palms shaven and smooth
Serpensortia purgamentum- a spell that makes a giant snake shaped rubber penis come out of one’s wand.
C8- Example Bedroom Spells.
Engorgio- a charm to harden a penis
Erecto- to make a penis stand erect
penis amplus- to make a penis longer
Lavo- to make a female moisten and stay lubricated longer
congelo lingua- to harden one’s tongue for better oral sensation
C9- Taboo Practices
modestus pro incondite- a type of bondage spell that will tie a person to a bed.
Rictusempra- a tickling charm
C10- Class Project Ideas
Spread the word and make a wizard sexual health education faire.
Voulenteer at st. mungo’s newborn ward.
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