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Phoniex
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PostPosted: August 4, 2008 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kesington! wrote:
I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned...

"Not my daughter, you bitch!"-Molly Weasley

Anything the Weasleys say, really. Very Happy

Hah, where was this said? Cool
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PostPosted: August 4, 2008 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BOOKS-
1. "No need to call me 'sir', Professor."
2. "Not my daughter, you bitch!"
3. "Oh ronnie, your a prefect! thats everyone in the family."
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighborus?
4. "Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
5. "So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"
6. "Why are you worring about you know who, you should be worring baout you no poo, the constipation sensation thats gripping the nation"
7."Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
"It is Uranus my dear." said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.

MOVIE-
1. "She needs to set her priortys right"
2. "I am going to bed before either of you come up with another brilliant idea to get us killed or worst...expelled"
3. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
4. "Ishouldnt have said that, I should not have said that"
5. "Victor i love you, Victor I doo"

heaps of funny ones here: http://www.mugglenet.com/humor.shtml
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PostPosted: August 4, 2008 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoniex wrote:
Kesington! wrote:
I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned...

"Not my daughter, you bitch!"-Molly Weasley

Anything the Weasleys say, really. Very Happy

Hah, where was this said? Cool



Spoiler:

Mrs.Weasley said it to Bellatrix after she tried to take on Ginny during the battle at Hogwarts in the Deathly Hallows book


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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You're Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?"
"I am. Glad we sorted that out."
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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my favourite is
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"Not my daughter, you bitch!"-Molly Weasley


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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riddle_Forsaken wrote:
I squeezed it and it-it punched me!"she gasped.-page 98,chapter five,An Excess of Phlegm

"Defend himself against what,man?"said Ogden,clambering back to his feet.-page 203,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt

"Now I come to think about it,I've seen noses like yours down in the village."
"I don't doubt it,if your son's been let loose on them,"said Ogden
-page 204,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt

"There are alot of Tom's,"muttered Riddle.-page 275,chapter 13,The Secret Riddle


you didnt say of which book
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PostPosted: August 6, 2008 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Why does it have to be follow the spiders! Why can't it be follow the butterflies!"- Ron

thats one of my fav HP quotes, but my fav quote in the whole world is :

"Why so serious" -Joker
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PostPosted: August 12, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject: quote Reply with quote

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Riddle_Forsaken wrote:
I squeezed it and it-it punched me!"she gasped.-page 98,chapter five,An Excess of Phlegm

"Defend himself against what,man?"said Ogden,clambering back to his feet.-page 203,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt

"Now I come to think about it,I've seen noses like yours down in the village."
"I don't doubt it,if your son's been let loose on them,"said Ogden-page 204,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt

"There are alot of Tom's,"muttered Riddle.-page 275,chapter 13,The Secret Riddle


Quote:
you didnt say of which book


All from Half-Blood Prince of course-my favorite book-I thought people would know,sorry. Very Happy
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PostPosted: August 12, 2008 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"'NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!'" - Molly Weasley
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PostPosted: August 13, 2008 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

loony luna lovegood wrote:


5. "Victor i love you, Victor I doo"

heaps of funny ones here: http://www.mugglenet.com/humor.shtml


Where's that!
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PostPosted: August 15, 2008 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It unscrews the other way..." McGonnagall
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PostPosted: August 15, 2008 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have many favourites but my favourite one has to be:

"Not my daughter you BITCH!" - Molly Weasley
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PostPosted: August 15, 2008 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Voldemort_Love wrote:
' "Pathetic" he told George, "with the whole wide world of ear-related jokes you go for holey?"

:L:L

i love these guys xD

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I love that quote as well. Its probably one of my favorites. Very Happy Smile Surprised Laughing
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PostPosted: August 15, 2008 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forgot to mention - my sig! I love that quote!
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PostPosted: August 15, 2008 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's hard to decide, but I will go with: "We're not stupid. We know we're called Gred and Forge." Very Happy
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PostPosted: August 20, 2008 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's impossible to decide, I like so many!
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PostPosted: August 21, 2008 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The one about Percy and something dancing naked in front of him... that was classic.
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PostPosted: August 21, 2008 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

loony luna lovegood wrote:

MOVIE-
3. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."


Only the Mr Moony bit is in POA. All the others are from the book.
I agree though that is a great quote Smile.
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PostPosted: August 27, 2008 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This in Philosopher Stone

"Excuse me," said Snape icily. "But I believe I am the Potions master at this school."

"Longbottom causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending what's left of Finch-Fletchley up to the hospital wing in a matchbox."

Prisoner of Azkaban

"What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" said Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade."

But this has to be one of my fav...

"Ten points from Ravenclaw, Fawcett!" Snape snarled as a girl ran past him.
"And ten points from Hufflepuff too, Stebbins!" as a boy went rushing after her. "And what are you two doing?" he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead.
"We're walking," Ron told Snape shortly. "Not against the law, is it?"
"Keep walking, then!" Snape snarled, and he brushed past them, his long black cloak billowing out behind him.
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PostPosted: August 27, 2008 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.

[Hermione] "Aren't you two ever going to read Hogwarts: A History?"
"What's the point? You know it all by heart, we can just ask you."

"What's up with you, Hermione?"
She was gazing out the window, but not as though she really saw it. Her eyes were unfocused and there was a frown on her face.
"Just thinking..." she said, still frowning.
"About Siri -- Snuffles?" said Harry.
"No...not exactly..." said Hermione slowly. "More...wondering...I suppose we're doing the right thing...I think....aren't we?"
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly."
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PostPosted: August 28, 2008 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vidracious wrote:
The one about Percy and something dancing naked in front of him... that was classic.

"Percy wouldn't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cosy."
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PostPosted: August 28, 2008 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah that one! thanks... lol...

"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
"Bouillabaisse," said Hermione.
"Bless you," said Ron.
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PostPosted: August 28, 2008 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MichaelCorner wrote:
loony luna lovegood wrote:
BOOKS-

MOVIE-
3. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

On