BOOKS-
1. "No need to call me 'sir', Professor."
2. "Not my daughter, you bitch!"
3. "Oh ronnie, your a prefect! thats everyone in the family."
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighborus?
4. "Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
5. "So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"
6. "Why are you worring about you know who, you should be worring baout you no poo, the constipation sensation thats gripping the nation"
7."Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
"It is Uranus my dear." said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.
MOVIE-
1. "She needs to set her priortys right"
2. "I am going to bed before either of you come up with another brilliant idea to get us killed or worst...expelled"
3. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
4. "Ishouldnt have said that, I should not have said that"
5. "Victor i love you, Victor I doo"
"You're Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?"
"I am. Glad we sorted that out." _________________ Fact 1: Moody rocks your socks. And mine too.
Fact 2: Ron rocks everyone's socks. Except Dobby's.
Fact 3: Harry and Hermione are not meant to be together. :'< Stop the myth-spreading.
Fact 4: Snape > James.
Fact 5: Grindelwald > Voldemort.
I squeezed it and it-it punched me!"she gasped.-page 98,chapter five,An Excess of Phlegm
"Defend himself against what,man?"said Ogden,clambering back to his feet.-page 203,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt
"Now I come to think about it,I've seen noses like yours down in the village."
"I don't doubt it,if your son's been let loose on them,"said Ogden-page 204,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt
"There are alot of Tom's,"muttered Riddle.-page 275,chapter 13,The Secret Riddle
you didnt say of which book _________________ My signature is entirly privet and will not be shown to anyone without permission.
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I squeezed it and it-it punched me!"she gasped.-page 98,chapter five,An Excess of Phlegm
"Defend himself against what,man?"said Ogden,clambering back to his feet.-page 203,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt
"Now I come to think about it,I've seen noses like yours down in the village."
"I don't doubt it,if your son's been let loose on them,"said Ogden-page 204,chapter ten,The House of Gaunt
"There are alot of Tom's,"muttered Riddle.-page 275,chapter 13,The Secret Riddle
Quote:
you didnt say of which book
All from Half-Blood Prince of course-my favorite book-I thought people would know,sorry.
MOVIE-
3. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Only the Mr Moony bit is in POA. All the others are from the book.
I agree though that is a great quote . _________________
"Can we be the Anti-Alan-Horn League?" said Angelina hopefully.
"Or the Warner Bros. are Morons Group?" suggested Fred.
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"Excuse me," said Snape icily. "But I believe I am the Potions master at this school."
"Longbottom causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending what's left of Finch-Fletchley up to the hospital wing in a matchbox."
Prisoner of Azkaban
"What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" said Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade."
But this has to be one of my fav...
"Ten points from Ravenclaw, Fawcett!" Snape snarled as a girl ran past him.
"And ten points from Hufflepuff too, Stebbins!" as a boy went rushing after her. "And what are you two doing?" he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead.
"We're walking," Ron told Snape shortly. "Not against the law, is it?"
"Keep walking, then!" Snape snarled, and he brushed past them, his long black cloak billowing out behind him. _________________ Slytherin.
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.
[Hermione] "Aren't you two ever going to read Hogwarts: A History?"
"What's the point? You know it all by heart, we can just ask you."
"What's up with you, Hermione?"
She was gazing out the window, but not as though she really saw it. Her eyes were unfocused and there was a frown on her face.
"Just thinking..." she said, still frowning.
"About Siri -- Snuffles?" said Harry.
"No...not exactly..." said Hermione slowly. "More...wondering...I suppose we're doing the right thing...I think....aren't we?"
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly."
The one about Percy and something dancing naked in front of him... that was classic.
"Percy wouldn't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cosy." _________________ Yas and Simmy - putting Luna on catwalks since 2008!
"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.
"Bouillabaisse," said Hermione.
"Bless you," said Ron. _________________ Slytherin.
MOVIE-
3. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."