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kwidditch
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| "When the Harry Potter fans take over, are they going to care how much money Warner Bros's got? Of course they aren't. It'll be all about the kind of service they received, the level of devotion they were shown." |
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GinnyX
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| Posted: August 26, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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Excellent!
Ya know, we should compile a list of all these, lol.
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| Posted: August 26, 2008 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Excellent!
Ya know, we should compile a list of all these, lol. |
I agree, but where would we put it?
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Ron: "Sure your not thinking of Horn?
Harry: "Who?
Ron: "Alan Horn, president of Warner Brothers, the movie company. He's the one responsible for pushing Harry Potter and The Half Blood prince to 2009."
Harry: "No, I'm definately not thinking of Horn."
Ron: "I try not to either."
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Yasmine
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| Posted: August 26, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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Harry: "No, I'm definately not thinking of Horn."
Ron: "I try not to either." |
Now that was funny!
"Who's Alan Horn?"
"The head of Warner Brothers," said Ron. "Nutter. They've never had one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"He's the one responsible for pushing back the Half Blood Prince movie, soley for money," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"
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Simply Just
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| Posted: August 26, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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I wish I was brilliant like you guys.
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loony luna lovegood
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 4:49 am Post subject: |
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haha me too (:
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MichaelCorner
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 4:58 am Post subject: |
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These are all great guys!
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MichaelCorner
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| Keep back there, Hagrid!" yelled a wizard near the fence, straining on the chain he was holding. "They can shoot fire at a range of twenty feet, you know! I've seen this Horntail do forty! |
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"Keep back there, Harry Potter Fans!" yelled Warner Bros. "We can move the release date back 4 months, you know! I've seen this
Alan Horn push it back 8 months!" |
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Yasmine
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 6:17 am Post subject: |
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"Alan Horn well-known president of Warner Brothers, has narrowly escaped arrest within in office, where he is rumored to have had the idea to push the Half Blood Prince film back eight months. However, Horn was not taken into custody, and is, we believe, on the run."
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"You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire Harry Potter Fans is impressed with Horn."
"Do you know what I think, Horn?...I think that you are a liar and a cheat and that you deserve detention with Harry Potter Fans every Saturday until the end of term. What do you think, Horn?"
Severus Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Dolores Umbridge: Ah, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you bought the Veritaserum?
Severus Snape: I'm afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating others, the last of it on Alan Horn. Unless you wish to poison Alan Horn - and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
Severus Snape: [watches a memory of Alan Horn] I may vomit.
Harry Potter: Alan Horn was a great man!
Severus Snape: Alan Horn was a SWINE.
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kwidditch
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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Hesitant Harry Potter fan on July 17th:
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"It's Warner Bros.
But it's finally out!
It's still Warner Bros.
I'm a Harry Potter fan!
They'll delay the next one too.
If I boycott it for a week --
It'll hurt.
What if I don't care?
It's Harry Potter!" |
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GinnyX
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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| kwidditch wrote: |
Hesitant Harry Potter fan on July 17th:
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"It's Warner Bros.
But it's finally out!
It's still Warner Bros.
I'm a Harry Potter fan!
They'll delay the next one too.
If I boycott it for a week --
It'll hurt.
What if I don't care?
It's Harry Potter!" |
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bahahaha.... I love it!
The ones with Snape are great, Vidracious. I love the one with the veritaserum, lol.
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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"You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire Harry Potter Fans is impressed with Horn."
"Do you know what I think, Horn?...I think that you are a liar and a cheat and that you deserve detention with Harry Potter Fans every Saturday until the end of term. What do you think, Horn?"
Severus Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Dolores Umbridge: Ah, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you bought the Veritaserum?
Severus Snape: I'm afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating others, the last of it on Alan Horn. Unless you wish to poison Alan Horn - and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
Severus Snape: [watches a memory of Alan Horn] I may vomit.
Harry Potter: Alan Horn was a great man!
Severus Snape: Alan Horn was a SWINE. |
 Nicely done!I love Snape quotes that are used to make fun of Alan Horn!
"In fact, Warner Brothers being rather greedier than most movie companies, their mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger."
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 4:00 pm Post subject: Re: Quotes that can be used in our current situation! |
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| "A word of caution: Harry Potter fans are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in there way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It's not in the nature of a Harry Potter fan to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to release the film on Novemeber 21st 2008." |
I laughed out loud at that one!  |
OMG. me too!
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject: Re: Quotes that can be used in our current situation! |
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| x_Luna_Lovegood_x wrote: |
| kwidditch wrote: |
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| "A word of caution: Harry Potter fans are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in there way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It's not in the nature of a Harry Potter fan to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to release the film on Novemeber 21st 2008." |
I laughed out loud at that one! |
OMG. me too! |
Mhm. Moi too!
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject: Re: Quotes that can be used in our current situation! |
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| kwidditch wrote: |
| Elise wrote: |
| "A word of caution: Harry Potter fans are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in there way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It's not in the nature of a Harry Potter fan to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to release the film on Novemeber 21st 2008." |
I laughed out loud at that one! |
OMG. me too! |
Mhm. Moi too! |
Probably the best one i've heard.
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| Posted: August 27, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: Re: Quotes that can be used in our current situation! |
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| MichaelCorner wrote: |
| Simply Just wrote: |
| x_Luna_Lovegood_x wrote: |
| kwidditch wrote: |
| Elise wrote: |
| "A word of caution: Harry Potter fans are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in there way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you. It's not in the nature of a Harry Potter fan to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to release the film on Novemeber 21st 2008." |
I laughed out loud at that one! |
OMG. me too! |
Mhm. Moi too! |
Probably the best one i've heard. |
I agree with that!
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| Posted: August 28, 2008 12:04 am Post subject: |
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Excellent!
Ya know, we should compile a list of all these, lol. |
Then send them to Warner Brothers with our own little PF petition!
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| Posted: August 28, 2008 3:50 am Post subject: |
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"You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire Harry Potter Fans is impressed with Horn."
"Do you know what I think, Horn?...I think that you are a liar and a cheat and that you deserve detention with Harry Potter Fans every Saturday until the end of term. What do you think, Horn?"
Severus Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Dolores Umbridge: Ah, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you bought the Veritaserum?
Severus Snape: I'm afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating others, the last of it on Alan Horn. Unless you wish to poison Alan Horn - and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
Severus Snape: [watches a memory of Alan Horn] I may vomit.
Harry Potter: Alan Horn was a great man!
Severus Snape: Alan Horn was a SWINE. |
bahahah omg i think they would have to be my fave!
haha they are brilliant!
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| "Moronic though some of this class undoubtedly are, I expect you to scrape an 'Acceptable' in your O.W.L., or suffer my... displeasure." |
"Moronic though these WB people are, I expect them to scrape an acceptable "Half-Blood Prince" release date, or suffer my ... displeasure."
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LOL... That's brilliant...
Thanks all... hehe... I got some more.
"Oh Fans, don't you see? If Warner Brothers could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this world will not watch Half Blood Prince in November, it was postponing it!"
"The fates have informed me that Half Blood Prince in November will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice.
Hermione snorted.
"Well honestly... 'the fates have informed her'... Who postponed the film? He does!"
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, Warner Brothers might postpone the dates again, you see," said Harry.
"I realised I can’t shut myself away or crack up. It could be Deathly Hallows next, couldn’t it? But if it is, I’ll make sure I take as many Warner Brothers with me as I can and Horn too, if I can manage it."
"Horn," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
"I'll make Horn do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Horn's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."
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